#6-15, Friday February 12 , 1999 

• Downhill Chretien
  Not attending King Hussein's funeral makes Jean Chretien the newest dope on the slope
• Chicken Cannon News
  The Chicken Cannon News scores a direct hit on Juan Antonio Samarranch. Topics covered - mourning King Hussein, Boris Yeltsin turns 68, new Toronto beer, Barbie turns 40, smuggling immigrants into Buffalo, Exorcism For Dummies, new Olympic mascot, Clinton acquitted, Jerry Falwell's favourite Teletubby, Vancouver Grizzlies, new Toronto cat law
• Nancy Wilson and Colin Thatcher
  Convicted murderer Colin Thatcher can't keep his horse in jail
• Bouchard - State of the Province
  Lucien Bouchard is upset with the new social contract, it leaves Quebecers with nothing to bitch about
• Elton John Tribute
  Elton John sings about the loss of his closest friend, Wiarton Willy
• Mike's Valentine Thoughts
  Mike from Canmore writes a Valentine poem
• Tobin Media Conference
  Re-elected Newfoundland Premier Brian Tobin denies he has bigger cod to fry
• Political Wrestler
  The World Political Wrestling Federation offers bone crushing verbal battles

#6-14, Friday February 5, 1999 

• Videopinion - Wiarton Willy

Wiarton Willy's widow, Winnie, delivers her late husband's eulogy
• Smokers' Commentary
  
Smokers Phil and Jerry talk about Jean Chretien's social contract with the provinces, PEI snow removal crews go to a Leaf's game, Groundhog Day, blowing forty bucks at the Super Bowl, Nova Scotia coal miners, smuggling refugees under a truck, sex causes amnesia, Canadian military in Kosovo, American Senate doesn't get the two thirds vote, and legislation for American magazines coming into Canada
• House of Commons Translation

The House of Commons provides simultaneous translation for those who don't speak Chretien-adian
• Joe Clark and Leslie Jones

Leslie Jones interviews Joe Clark, who sums up the idea of uniting the right in three words, "Just Say No"
• Aphazard on Fat
  
Professor Llewllyn Aphazard lectures on the evolution of fat 
• Linehan
  
Talk show host Brian Linehan interviews Italian director Alfredo Fettuccini
• Ted Nugent on Bear Hunt Ban

Rocker Ted Nugent takes aim at Ontario's decision to cancel the spring bear hunt
• Videopinion - Seniors

Seniors Harold and Ernie talk about another group of dribblers, NBA players
• Mike and Goldie Pledge Break
  
PBS regulars Mike and Goldie try to peddle their goods

#6-13, Friday January 29, 1999 

• Sunday Report

Sunday Report with Wendy Mesley looks at the Pope in St. Louis, Hilary Clinton's new self-help book, Sprint long distance company, Mafia selling uranium, Sasquatch, Dan Quayle, Olympic bribery scandal, Brian Tobin, Elsie Wayne, Reform Party name change
• Weather Report

Five day weather forecast for Toronto
• Bob McKenzie & Alexei Yashin

Alexei Yashin gives one million reasons why he wants his money back from the National Arts Centre
• Weather Report

Five day weather forecast for Vancouver
• Chretien's Swiss Dinner Speech
  
Jean Chretien tastes the Swiss national dish, Ricola Meatloaf
• Weather Report

Five day forecast for the Yukon
• Graveside Phone-in

Mourners' cell phones keep interupting a funeral
• Impeachment Panel

Geraldo Rivera discusses impeachment with Elizabeth Dole, Ted Kennedy, and Larry Flynt.  A winner, a sinner, and a dog's dinner
• Pope Visits U.S.

The Pope visits St. Louis, home of the patron saint of baseball
• Weather Report
  
Five day forecast for Lethbridge
• Jock McBile
  
Jock McBile is mad in plaid after reviewing the week's top stories.  Topics include: Quebec judge gets convicted, Toronto customs officers, Montreal's Olympic Stadium, Olympic money scandal, Y2K problem in China, and the Clinton/Lewinsky affair

#6-12, Friday January 22, 1999 

• Clinton - State of the Union

Bill Clinton's State of the Union Address, pop-up video style
• Beavertone News

Child mauls rottweiler
• Canada AM

Canada AM's Dan Matheson interviews a blizzard battered Toronto couple
• Senate Testimony
  
Impeachment trial Representatives face the ultimate immorality, themselves
• Dave the Cab Driver

Dave the cab driver experiences headline-rage.  Included on his hit list are, Canadian winters, La Nina, Olympic committee bribes, Boris Yeltsin not dead again, Russians sell blood for money, Pope goes to Mexico, New Ottawa pet law, Olympic stadium, Sheila Copps in Hustler, and Canadians retire on lottery winnings.
• Saddam Yankees

Saddam Hussein stars in a new Broadway musical, "Saddam Yankees"
• Pamela Wallin

Garth Drabinsky talks to Pamela Wallin about his new book, "How to Fail Your Way To Fame And Fortune"
• Larry King 

An interview with God

#6-11, Friday January 15, 1999 

• Air Canada Blackout

An Air Canada spokesperson gives stranded customers the ultimate snow job
• Brenda The Bingo Lady
  
Brenda dabs and gabs about Toronto's snow disaster, snow in Ottawa, Olympic bribery scandal, St. John's man swallows a pin at a McDonald's, Pope plans to visit Clinton, Chretien turns 65, Manitoba election scandal, Walt Disney video recall
• Rex Murphy - Impeachment

Rex Murphy, the perspicacious purveyor of political pundacity, probes President Clinton's impeachment
• Life & Times Promo

Tim Horton
• Queen Plans Wedding

Wedding fever hits Buckingham Palace
• The Inept Carpenter

Handyman from Hell, Roy Earle drills for trouble
• The Member for Kicking Horse Pass

Special guest Dave Broadfoot goes looking for a sex scandal in Ottawa
• One Minute Sports Break

TSN's Darren Dutchyshen uses his One Minute Sports Break to look at Mike Tyson's upcoming fight, the NHL's lack of exposure on NBC, an NBA training camp, Michael Jordan retires, and the Toronto Maple Leafs 
• Hana and Salman
  
Hana Gartner interviews Salman Rushdie

#6-10, Friday January 8, 1999 

• Chretien Phones Clinton

Jean Chretien phones in his support for Bill Clinton
• Beavertone News - The Olympics

A bribery scandal has an Olympic spokesperson changing the organization's name from IOC to IOU
• Mansbridge and Expectant Mother

Canada's most handsome newscaster interviews Canada's most pregnant woman
• ESL News

The English As A Second Language News team targets a downed balloonist, a postal increase, and Bill Clinton, who goes both up and down 
• The Confused Philosopher
  
The Confused Philosopher takes a cerebral walk on the weird side
• Beavertone News - Atwood Bug
  
Margaret Atwood discovers what it is like to have a bug's life
• Billy Two Willies 
  Native spokesperson Billy Two Willies lists the Top Ten ways to spend one hundred million dollars
• Sisket & Ebert
  Bickering balcony buddies, Siskel & Ebert go thumb to thumb over their 
  favourite movies from 1998

#6-NYE, Thursday, December 31, 1998 

• News From Away

Jimmy and Seamus O'Toole look back and laugh at the top stories making the news in 1998.  Included on their humour hit list are a Canadian Couple returning from a  Brazilian Jail, Saddam Hussein getting bombed, Operation Desert Fox,  Asian Financial Crisis, plywood police, the Quebec election, Dorothy Joudrie, and a woman who gives birth over the internet.
• Martha Stewart and Bill Clinton

Bill Clinton is treated to a Martha Stewart dipped cigar
• Mike's Holiday Thought

Mike from Canmore demonstrates the only way to have a turkey for dinner
• Joe Clark and Jean Chretien

Special guest Joe Clark discusses politics with Jean Chretien
• CTV News with Lloyd Robertson

Special guest Lloyd Robertson anchors a newscast and sings from his favourite opera
• Sister Bonaventure

Sister Bonaventure has a few choice words about High School strip searches
• I Love That Word Refooooorm
  
Special guest Deborah Grey joins our Preston Manning in the singing of Auld Lang Syne
• Critic at Large

Critic Gilbert Smythe Bite-Me reviews the entertainment highlights from 1998
• Traders

Special guest Patrick McKenna pays a visit to the set of Traders-or is is Red Green?
• Jock McBile

Jock delivers his New Year's message
• Chicken Cannon
  
The multiple firing of the viewer-voted Chicken Cannon Target of the Year
• In Your Mind
  
Special guest Dini Petty has an identity crisis while on the program, In Your Mind
• The Queen
  
The Queen gives a brief Royal Address
• Kosher's Corner

Special guest, Toronto Blue Jay  Carlos Delgado appears on Kosher's Corner

#6-09, Friday December 4, 1998 

• Bouchard Press Conference

Lucien Bouchard introduces his Minister of Winning Conditions, Bonhomme Referendum
• Holiday Church Donation
  
While in church, a man digs deep into his pocket when the collecton plate arrives
• Shopping Channel - Xmas Gifts

The Home Shopping Channel offers popular Christmas gift ideas from 2,000 Flushes inventor, Al Eisen
• DaVinci's Inquest
  
CBC's newest crime drama, 'Leonardo DaVinci's Inquest'
• Canadian Moment

The donut shop dunkers discuss Furby, E.I. premiums, Monica Lewinsky, Albert Bell, Dennis Rodman, The Love Boat, New Brunswick mental health laws
• Old Man Without Christmas Trees

An old man has a unique way of getting a Christmas tree for free
• Gun Registry Spokesmen
  
Two hunters target Canada's new gun registration law
• Man in Bar
  
A bar patron has some sobering thoughts about the week's news

#6-08, Friday November 27, 1998 

• Manning - United Alternative

Preston Manning and Deborah Grey sing the blues to unite the right
• Canada A.M.

Caffeine enriched Valerie Pringle interviews Switzerland's cough drop crazies
• Impeachment Inquiry Highlights
  
Kenneth Starr's impeachment hearing is like the Clinton / Lewinsky affair - fast and dirty
• Chicken Cannon News

The Chicken Cannon takes aim at the news of the week.  Topics covered include the Quebec election, Saddam Hussein, Margaret Atwood, General Pinochet, Toronto Blue Jay manager's war record, Jack Kervorkian, Paula Jones, Conrad Black, Virgin Mary sighting in pizza billboard
• Cafe Monologue

Coffee and commentary about a figure skater's relationship that has hit thin ice
• Wallin & Andy Scott
  
The Andy Scott Story - loose lips sink dips
• Woman Taunts Blind Date

There's more to meet the eye when a woman goes on a blind date
• Investing Priests
  
Investment advice from a couple of priests

#6-07, Friday November 20, 1998 

• New Conservative Leader
  
Newly elected Conservative Party leader Joe Clark demands a recount
• Martha Stewart News
  
Martha Stewart chats with birthday boy Prince Charles
• Videopion - Co-ed Scouts

Old boys Ernie and Harold share their thoughts on co-ed scouting
• Quebec Debate '98

The Quebec election debate pits Lucien Bouchard and Jean Charest against moderator, Mike from Canmore
• Saddam and Bobbie
  
At the Saddam Hussein Golf Classic, UN inspectors putt for show and explode for dough
• Sadsack Psychiatrist
  
A psychiatrist attempts to help a man who has a dysfunctional family
• Jock McBile

Jock scans the headlines and rants about Jean Chretien in Kuala Lumpur, Doug Flutie, Eaton's new boss, Zippergate, the Reform Party, BC Cigarette Tax, Toronto Police strip searches, Quebec Medicare, and The Grey Cup 

#6-06, Friday November 13, 1998

• Chretien Conference

Jean Chretien believes APEC stands for 'Always Pepperspray Every Complainer' 
• Cirque de Celine

Celine Dion has a shattering singing experience 
• Tom's Bar
  
While at the parliamentary bar, two Canadian Senators knock back the news stories of the week 
• Bouchard Ad

Lucien Bouchard makes a down-home campaign commercial 
• Gabereau and Barrett
  
Vicki Gabereau interviews two automated banking machines, and discovers one is Bank of Montreal boss Mathew Barrett 
• Smokers' Commentary

Two smokers take their break in the designated gossip area.  The two discuss the pending war in Iraq, Joe Clark, New Gingrich, Hell's Angels' home for sale, new wrestler governor, Chretien compared to Mark McGwire, Swedish disco fire,
the closing of Ontario schools, and Thomas Jefferson's extramarital experience 
• Sportset

Sportsnet's newest host discusses violence with hockey's most erudite goon

#6-05, Friday October 30, 1998

• Canadian Moment

The donut shop regulars sink their teeth into Joe Clark, possible Reform-Conservative coalition, Newspaper takeover, John Glenn, bra-bridge, Mike Piazza, new coat of arms for Toronto, Halloween, abortionist shooting, and the Quebec election. 
• Chretien Disclaimer

Reports of American influence have Jean Chretien seeing red, white and blue. 
• Mike Phones Sex Line

Mike from Canmore phones a sex line. 
• John Glenn Blastoff

A few words from John Glenn as he blasts off into space 
• Conrad Black

Conrad Black launches The National post 
• The XL Files
  
Scully and Mulder prove that UFO means Unidentified Food Object on The XL Files 
• The Pope Confesses

The Pope goes to confession 
• Chretien/Clinton/Yeltsin

Jean Chretien, Bill Clinton, and Boris Yeltsin share their thoughts on different topics 
• CBC Morning - Final Discussion

The Asian markets leave CBC Morning's hosts wanting to commit financial hari kari 

#6-04, Friday October 23, 1998

• ESL News
  
English As A Second Language News looks at Jean Chretien's baseball bat comment, Ben Johnson, Augusto Pinochet, Mary Kay Latourneau, the World Series, Clinton Anniversary, CBC Reporter's comments, and Greek Orthodox Priests
• Labrador Helicopter

A Labrador helicopter crew refuses to pick up government officials in distress 
• Beavertone News

Beavertone News reports on three separate public appearances by Boris Yeltsin
• Canada SM

Canada SM host Dan Matheson interviews the Bondage Queen from Thornhill 
• Aphazard - New Drug
  
Professor Llewelyn Aphazard takes a hard look at Viagra 
• Larry King
  
Larry King interviews the original space cadet, John Glenn 
• Rich Couple
  
A rich couple discusses their finances
• Raging Grannies

Vancouver's Raging Grannies make the Terrorist Top Ten List 
• Paul Martin
  
Paul Martin's 3.5 billion dollar budget surplus giveaway 

#6-03, Friday October 16, 1998

• Arafat and Netanyahu Meet
  
Middle East love connection, Yassar Arafat meets Benjamin Netanyahu 
• Brenda the Bingo Lady

Brenda the Bingo Lady's headline hunting bingo lingo 
• Career Advice
  
A university professor has some career advice for the students 
• Parizeau Criticizes Bouchard
  
In response to the upcoming Quebec election, Jacques Parizeau goes from being hot under the collar to wet behind the ears 
• Queen's Comments
  
The Queen wants her face off our falling dollar 
• Bob MacKenzie and Hockey Veteran
  
NHL Report with Bob "Big Head" MacKenzie 
• News of 2021

A futuristic look at the news of the year 2021 
• Videopinion - Pepper Spray

The sporting side of Pepper Spray 

#6-02, Friday October 09, 1998

• Andy Scott's Denial

Solicitor General Andy Scott gets a few denials off his chest 
• Wendy Report

Mike from Canmore helps Wendy Mesley understand the APEC inquiry, Canadian Blood Services, and Bill Clinton's impeachment 
• Donut Visions
  
A miracle takes place at one of Canada's holiest of shrines, a donut shop 
• Annie Get Your Guns

The Minister of Justice shoots more than just her mouth off about gun control 
• The Canadian Plumbing Awards

Canada's finest get their chance at the Golden Plunger 
• Wallin's Fish Show

A submerged Pamela Wallin interviews a bi-coastal salmon 
• Montreal Eaton's Signs

A Montreal Eaton's store gets a new shipment of English signs 

#6-01, Friday October 02, 1998

• News From Away
  
Jimmy and Seamus' news catch of the day includes Salman Rushdie, Ontario teachers, and Mark McGwire 
• Mansbridge News Updates
  
Peter Mansbridge does his news updates from a variety of unique Canadian locations 
• Bank Statement

The idea of bank mergers leaves a financial analyst laughing all the way to the bank 
• Clinton Goes Straight

The unveiling of the new, monogamous, Bill Clinton 
• 12 Year-old Hunting
  
A father and son bond while hunting 
• Chretien - Pepper Spray
  
Jean Chretien's new product, "Protestor-Off" 
• Boris Interviewed
  
Hana Gartner interviews Boris Yeltsin