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ORIGINAL
AIR DATE
Friday, October 5, 2001
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Bush Forgets Canada (1:55)
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President
George W. Bush learns the hard way that "C" stands for Canada. |
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New
Digital Channels, Part 1 (1:05)
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The
Crocodile Hunter Network and Chum's latest "MUCH" Channel. |
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CTV
News with Wolf and Greta (3:20)
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Lloyd Robertson
reports the week's news and interviews CNN's Greta Van Susteren and
Wolf Blitzer on terrorism. |
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New
Digital Channels, Part 2 (:48)
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The
FPJMN Network and Endangered Species Network. |
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PM
Jean Chrétien's Press Conference (3:03)
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Jean Chrétien
responds to the alleged snub of Canada in George Bush's address to
the American people. |
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New
Digital Channels, Part 3 (:43)
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The Water Network
and Pigeon Sex Channel. |
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Weakest
(Canadian) Link (5:23)
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Who is the Weakest
Canadian Link: Ralph Klein, Margaret Atwood, or Neil Young?.
(with guest
star Sheila McCarthy)
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Newsworld
Today: Joe Clark & Nancy Wilson (2:58)
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Joe Clark discusses
the defection of former Alliance members to a coalition with the Progressive
Conservative party. |
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Health
Check, Part 1: Asthma (1:06)
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Health Check
with Dr. Joy Thoms. Today's topic deals with the treatment of asthma.
(with guest
star Sheila McCarthy)
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Politically
Correct: O Canada! (4:04)
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Our national
anthem gets a politically correct facelift and becomes a patriotic,
non-specific gender-neutral collection of inoffensive sentiments.
(with guest
star Sean Cullen)
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A
Message From Air Canada (2:18)
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At Air Canada,
desperate times require desperate measures. |
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Stockwell
Day's Caucus Meeting (1:53)
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Stockwell Day
addresses the remaining members of his caucus. |
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New
Digital Channels, Part 4 (:30)
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The Numbers Channel
and the Roadie Channel. |
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The
Three Divas (4:07)
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Celine Dion (Sheila
McCarthy) and Rita MacNeil (Luba Goy) team up
as a dynamic diva duo. |
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Erectile
Difficulties (2:00)
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Erectile Dysfunction
can be a laughing matter.
(with guest
star Sean Cullen)
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Ron
Bickel: Computer Anti-Virus (2:49)
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Ron Bickel's
email virus solution is slick. |
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Scream
TV President (1:21)
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The President
of the new horror channel, Scream TV, is a real... scream!
(with guest
star Sean Cullen)
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Health
Check, Part 2: The Medical Profession (1:23)
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Dr. Joy Thoms
speaks with Dr. Heather O'Brien about the largest challenge facing
the medical profession.
(with guest
star Sheila McCarthy)
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Jaws
2001 (3:19)
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Give a man a
fish and he'll eat for a day; teach a man to fish shark and he'll
probably get eaten.
(with guest
star Sean Cullen)
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