| ORIGINAL
AIR DATE
Friday, October 18, 2002 |
|
Chicken Cannon News (5:40) |
| |
Chicken
Cannon News reports on Saddam Hussein re-election, TD bank CEO,
Ontario government’s fund for developmentally challenged groups,
Chretien announces Canada war strategy, Jimmy Carter, French tanker
gets bombed, Steven Spielberg, Prince Harry, Dr. Scholl’s
Toothpaste, Museum of Sex, Dr. Seuss theft and new bikini law. |
| Wilson
& MacAulay (5:04) |
| |
Solicitor
General Lawrence MacAulay tackles his troubles, one scandal at a
time.
|
| Pizza
Couple (1:24) |
| |
Why frozen
pizza tastes like takeout.
(with guest
star Janet Van De Graaff) |
| Saddam's
Mistress (3:30) |
| |
Saddam Hussein’s
mistress kisses and tells all, and has the mole to prove it.
(with guest
star Janet Van De Graaff)
|
| Java
Gab - Rogers Cable (2:35) |
| |
Java Joe
gets his decaf low-fat mochaccino in a knot over his cable bill.
|
| The
Chrétien & The Copps (3:31) |
| |
Jean Chretien
and Sheila Copps plan the PM’s legacy.
|
| The
New BS (3:17) |
| |
Hip news
anchors walk and talk, and stumble through the news. Topics covered
– Queen’s Jubilee, new Oxford dictionary words, NHL
safety nets, British motorists, Popes chastity speech, Arnold Schwarzenegger
and Frisbee inventor dies.
(with guest
star Janet Van De Graaff)
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